This was so silly I had to re-read it to determine if it was legit or not:
So, this “Erfolgswelle” claims to have the language, historian and copyright talent to ASSURE your child has a name which is not in use anywhere else in the world – or at any time in history. They say it takes 100 hours of labor, and they charge only $35,000 US for this obscenely odd, yet unique service.
My generosity knows no limits, so I’ve decided to offer this service myself and save you 35 large.
JASON WALKER’S GUARANTEED INTERNATIONALLY UNIQUE BABY NAMES
Here are my first (5) entries, absolutely FREE! If you use any of them on the birth certificate of your child, I will personally give you $100.
4) (This is a sound for societies which use phonetic clicks or noises for words): hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeee (Call me at 544-1801, my cell, for a demo)
5) (This is also another sound, call for demo): fwitding
BONUS, THERE’S MORE!