THIS POST IS WORTH $350,000

This was so silly I had to re-read it to determine if it was legit or not:

COMPANY WILL GIVE YOUR BABY A UNIQUE NAME

So, this “Erfolgswelle” claims to have the language, historian and copyright talent to ASSURE your child has a name which is not in use anywhere else in the world – or at any time in history.    They say it takes 100 hours of labor, and they charge only $35,000 US for this obscenely odd, yet unique service.

My generosity knows no limits, so I’ve decided to offer this service myself and save you 35 large.

JASON WALKER’S GUARANTEED INTERNATIONALLY UNIQUE BABY NAMES

Here are my first (5) entries, absolutely FREE!   If you use any of them on the birth certificate of your child, I will personally give you $100.

1)  Gorgflab

2) Zapgrit

3) Bobflobbin

4) (This is a sound for societies which use phonetic clicks or noises for words):    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeee (Call me at 544-1801, my cell, for a demo)

5) (This is also another sound, call for demo):    fwitding

BONUS, THERE’S MORE!

6)  Kepwunioz

7)  Aflacfiero

8)  Barfelona

9)  Gingjowl

10)  Darlikitten