Porch Pirates Suck

Chattanooga, TN-Wise Brothers

Typically when you have a porch pirate they steal things like your porch furniture or your amazon packages. This week’s Simple Simon upped the ante and stole THE WHOLE PORCH! Robin Swanger took the whole front porch from his neighbors house. Now before you start asking how, the home owner had moved the entire house and had left the porch on the property, I am assuming to be picked up at a later date. Our would be thief got caught when police were called to his house for domestic abuse, they had been looking for him for a couple of days. The Porch Bandit is facing a few charges including domestic violence and felony theft.