For the millionth time…do not drink and drive. A man in Nebraska is facing DUI charges because he was driving drunk on the interstate. Now I know this doesn’t seem like a big deal, but what makes this guy a Simple Simon is because he called the police on himself. Moments before his arrest the driver had called 911 and said that there was someone driving on the wrong side of the road, what he failed to mention was that it was him. Thankfully he was able to be pulled off the road before he hurt himself or anyone else. Click the link below to hear the 911 call.