How Not To Call In Sick

If you don’t want to go to work, just call in sick or quit. Do not do what this Simple Simon did. A 21-year-old woman in New York named Jayleen Mota, just started working at Buffalo Wild Wings, and decided that she didn’t want to go in for her weekend shift. According to police, this genius thought it was a great idea to call in a shooting threat at her job. This idiot sent text messages to random people claiming a massacre was going to happen. Needless to say police were called and they were able to track the text messages back to her. She is facing up to five years in prison for this ill-advised and tasteless idea.