Man’s Best Designated Driver

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Whenever you drink it is always a good idea to have a designated driver, but they should at least be human. This week’s Simple Simon is out of Colorado and was pulled over for speeding. He then had the bright idea that he could pull a fast one on the cop by switching seats with his dog all while the officer was watching. The man exited the vehicle, clearly intoxicated and claimed that the pooch had been driving the entire time. The man then tried to run away but was caught after a brief chase. Not only is the driver facing a dui charge, it was also discovered that he has a few outstanding warrants in another county. Needless to say he won’t be getting out anytime soon. The dog was given to a friend of the man and was let off with warning for driving without a license.