You Can’t See Me
When running and attempting to hide from the cops, it would make sense to get completely out of view and be hidden. This Simple Simon was not only dumb but lazy! Philip Delude was attempting to evade police and in his brilliance he thought that he could fool the police by draping a sheet over himself. Yeah, you read that right. Needless to say Delude was arrested and charged with criminal trespassing and violating a condition of release.