Secret Celebrity Letter

Dear DJ Kev,

How ya been bud? I’ve been ok, though the last two women I dated have left me in stiches. I mean I think I am a good guy, pretty good career and though I did make a whole album about my ex, I never expected us to break up. The girl after my ex was super attractive but she was always talking nonsense and saying things like she’s light as a feather, so of course we ended and I thought I could rekindle the flame with my ex, told her I could treat her better and I did, but we ended things shortly there after. So now I am single and taking a break from dating. I am going to enjoy the holidays and get ready for the new year.