An Elderly Woman “Went Ballistic” When Florida Randomly Assigned Her a Naughty License Plate
Wise Brothers—–Chattanooga, TN
An Elderly Woman “Went Ballistic” When Florida Randomly Assigned Her a Naughty License Plate
A 76-year-old woman in Florida named Nancy Dello Stritto received her new license plates in the mail recently . . . and she couldn’t believe what she saw.
It was “SQZ – A55” . . . which looks a LOT like it’s intended to say “SQUEEZE ASS.” Nancy did NOT order these as vanity plates to be funny. That’s not her style. It was just a random assignment.
She says she “went ballistic,” and wondered how that could’ve passed state inspection.
She adds, “I don’t think a woman that lives in a senior community who’s going to be 77 years old will be driving around with what this plate has to say.”
Oh, but she will!
Even though officials say she can request a new plate for free, Nancy has decided to keep it . . . after her friends at the retirement community encouraged her to roll with it.
She says, “I’m kinda resigning to it. Maybe it was destined to be on my car.”
She adds, “I can handle it if I get a few honks here and there . . . and actually, being over 70, I might like a few honks.”
