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Vandal Spray Paints 34 Tesla Cybertrucks

Detectives are looking for a Florida suspect involved in spray-painting 34 Tesla Cybertrucks. The culprit or culprits wrote “F--- Elon” on each vehicle in an apparent message to Tesla CEO Elon Musk. The graffiti was noticed at 4 a.m. Friday…

Picassos Hang In Women’s Bathroom

Tasmanian museum and art gallery Mona has put works by Pablo Picasso on display in the women’s bathroom. Mona opened a womens-only art installation last year, which a tribunal declared discriminatory after a man complained. In response, Curator Kirscha Kaechele…

Boeing Plane Drops 25k Feet In Five Minutes

This past Saturday, Korean Air Flight KE189 dropped 25,000 feet in five minutes when its plane pressurization system failed. The aircraft, a Boeing 737 Max 8, turned around for an emergency landing in Incheon after being in the air for…

Woman Attacked By Wolves In French Zoo

A woman participating in a “one-of-a-kind, very intimate experience” with arctic wolves was attacked by the animals in a French zoo. The woman was staying at a lodge in Thoiry safari park and somehow walked into the safari zone. Three…

Florida Man Accused Of Tossing Furniture Off NYC Building

Florida man Jean Oliver has been arrested for allegedly throwing furniture off the 20th floor of a New York City building. The incident happened on Friday in Midtown and was caught on camera by several shocked onlookers. Footage shows a…

Popular Mime Fired From SeaWorld

A mime who has entertained SeaWorld visitors for 36 years was let go after a dispute with a security guard. Lynn The Mime claims he was scolded by a security guard for riding his bike, which he had done many…

Hidalgo Cancels Paris Swim In The Seine

Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo was supposed to swim in the River Seine to prove the water was clean enough for the Olympics, but she has rescheduled her dip for July. President Emmanuel Macron has also said he would take a…

Feces-filled Pringles Potato Chips-throwing Lawyer Reinstated

Jack Allen Blakeslee had his law license suspended after admitting to throwing a Pringles potato chip container filled with feces onto the property of a crime-victim advocacy center. The Ohio Supreme Court has recently reinstated Blakeslee’s license. Blakeslee claimed that…

100,000 Tech Workers Have Been Laid Off In 2024

100,000 tech workers have been laid off in the first half of 2024. This continues an overall downsizing trend that began in 2020. According to Layoffs.fyi data analyzing 3,544 tech company layoffs since the start of the pandemic, Google saw…

Booty-shaking Basketball Tournament Canceled

A women’s basketball tournament that was supposed to take place in a New Jersey school next month has been canceled for its raunchy theme. The “Nothing But [expletive] Celebrity Baddies Basketball contest, according to the promo video, would have featured…

Suspended X Users Find Workaround To Restoring Accounts

Some suspended X users are getting their accounts back by claiming they were mass reported by leftists. User @ronmexicuh lost access to the social platform for two months, and then sent an appeal saying he was a conservative activist who…

New Yorker Tried To Flush Snake, Ends Up Bitten

New Yorker Steve Nahama tried to flush a snake down the toilet, and ended up bitten instead. The Brooklynite found the serpent in his bathtub on June 19th, and first through it was a worm. However, when he tried to…

Beach Buried By Volcanic Explosion Open After 2,000 Years

Visitors to Herculaneum can now walk along the beach of the Roman town for the first time in 2,000 years. The ancient site was destroyed by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in AD79. Through conversation work, the beach now contains…

George Santos Is Now On Onlyfans

Former Republican Representative George Santos announced a new platform to try his luck on: OnlyFans. The New Yorker announced his new endeavor on his X account, stating: “The moment you’ve all been waiting for! Only on #OnlyFans will you get…

Activists Spray Stonehenge With Orange Paint

Activists supporting the group Just Stop Oil sprayed the historic Stonehenge site with an orange paint powder on Wednesday. The group demands that the next U.K. government commit to phasing out fossil fuels by 2030. Wiltshire Police arrested two people…

Indian Man In River For Hours Was Just Napping

A hard-working man unknowingly terrified an Indian village by falling asleep in a pond after a hard day’s work. People in Reddypuram Kovelakunta called authorities when they found a man’s body motionless in the shallow end of a pond. While…

Man Sues Apple After Wife Finds Deleted Messages On iMac

An Englishman is suing Apple after his wife found messages between him and a sex worker on the family iMac. Because the man had deleted the messages from his iPhone, he believed they had been removed from all devices. However,…

Woman Finds Real Mayan Artifact At Thrift Store

Five years ago, Anna Lee Dozier bought a vase at a Maryland thrift store for $3.99. “It looked old-ish, but I thought maybe 20, 30 years old and some kind of tourist reproduction thing,” Dozier said. However, during a trip…

Egyptian Mummy Coffin Adorned With “Marge Simpson”?

A 3,500-year-old Egyptian mummy’s tomb contains a drawing of a woman that bears a striking resemblance to Marge Simpson. The depiction in the inner lid of the sarcophagus shows a yellow woman wearing a long green garment and tall blue…

Investigators Still Unsure Why Titan Imploded

A year ago, the Titan submersible imploded while making an expedition down to the Titanic. Investigating authorities are still unsure of what exactly happened to cause this tragedy. The U.S. Coast Guard Marine Board of Investigation said the investigation “remains…

Oregon Nurse Accused Of Replacing Patient Fentanyl With Water

An Oregon nurse has been accused of replacing patients’ fentanyl with water, which could have resulted in life-threatening infections. Dani Marie Schofield is being accused of taking the drug for her own use. The nurse has pled not guilty to…

Crazy Plane Lady Flies A Plane One Year Later

Last year, Tiffany Gomas became an infamous meme when she claimed a passenger on her airplane was “not real.” Recently, Gomas posted a video of herself actually flying an aircraft. “Went from freaking out on a plane to flying one,”…

Monolith Found 20 Miles North Of Vegas

A shiny monolith has been discovered 20 miles north of Las Vegas near Gass Peak. Similar structures were discovered around the world in 2020 in a number of locations including Utah, California, Las Vegas, Texas, and Florida. Police are unsure…