Break ups suck, but at some point you have to move on. Apparently this week’s Simple Simon didn’t get the message and could now be facing some serious jail time. According to the Department of Justice, Derik Bowers called his ex 815 times in the span of two days. Not only that he sent her thousands of text messages and Facebook messages. Aside from the barrage of calls and text this obsessive tool made several social media posts to embarrass her. He is being charged with Cyberstalking and could face up to five years in jail. Listen if you and your partner break up, please do not harass or stalk them. If you are being stalked please contact the authorities. There is never a place for that type of behavior.