Do We Really Need Nail Polish That Smells Like This?!
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It’s old-fashioned, outdated chivalry for men to kiss a woman’s hand when greeting her. These days, most people would say it’s CHEESY… And now, it could be … LITERALLY.
Velveeta has launched a new cheese-scented nail polish. So there’s finally a way for a woman to make it LOOK and SMELL like she just made some macaroni and cheese, and hasn’t washed her hands.
It’s called “Velveeta Pinkies Out Polish“, and it includes a cheese-scented red and yellow nail polish duo for $15. They are also selling “That’s La Dolce Velveeta” nail stickers for $4.99.
To be clear, the nail polish just SMELLS like Velveeta, it wasn’t made with it, so you’ll definitely want to avoid eating it. Velveeta also says these are vegan and cruelty-free, so I guess that means they spared animals of having to wear this.
The products are available at NailsInc.com while supplies last.