Driving While Stupid

For the first time in Simple Simon history we have two simpletons from our area. Two men were arrested on Wednesday after police say they received multiple reports of a man riding around Red Bank on top of a car! According to News Channel 9, Red Bank police found them on Dayton Boulevard after they went up the W Road. The driver was hit with a felony evading and reckless endangerment charge while the passenger was cited for a seat belt violation. If you would like to nominate someone for a Simple Simon do so below.

Courtesy of News Channel 9