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Man Breaks Both Legs While Attempting To Escape Police

According to police, a man stole a pair of sunglasses and tried to escape arrest by jumping from the second floor of a mall down to the ice rink on the first floor, breaking both his legs. While on the ice the would be thief appeared to be on his phone, hopefully checking to see what his deductible and bail are going to be. Check out the video below.