Johnny Depp Testifies About Human Feces Found In His Bed

Johnny Depp testified Wednesday (April 20th) that there was human fecal matter in his bed following a fight with Amber Heard.

According to his account, the fight took place on Heard’s 30th’s birthday, after he turned up one hour and forty minutes late to her 2016 dinner party. He says he decided to leave the penthouse after a verbal argument turned physical, with Heard allegedly striking him repeatedly.

When he tried to return to collect his belongings a security guard showed him a photo of “human fecal matter” splattered on his side of the bed.

Depp testified, “On my side of the bed was human fecal matter. I laughed. It was so outside, it was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.”

In response to Heard’s arguments that the mess was caused by their teacup Yorkies, the Pirates of the Caribbean star said, “I lived with those dogs for many years. That did not come from a dog. It just didn’t.”