Jokes Nikki Glaser DIDN’T Tell at the Golden Globes

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Jokes Nikki Glaser DIDN’T Tell at the Golden Globes

Even though the she did a great job with her jokes, check out the punchlines that she didn’t use.

Here’s a few jokes that didn’t make the cut, along with the reasons they were not used:

1. “This is the last time all of you will be [in] the same room together until the Diddy trial.”

Nikki didn’t want the audience to turn on her, plus she already had a Diddy joke in her set that she liked better.

2. “I loved ‘Conclave’. It’s about the choosing [of] a new pope. It was heartwarming. It will touch you so much that the church will have to move it to another theater.”

Catholic Church pedophile jokes are kinda played out.

3. “If Adrien Brody could go back in time, he would thank baby Hitler for his career.”

This was a follow-up to Nikki calling Adrien a “two-time Holocaust survivor,” for starring in the movies “The Pianist” and “The Brutalist”. But her Gen-Z assistant DIDN’T GET IT.

Apparently, the idea of going back in time and killing baby Hitler is too “dated”, and she didn’t want to lose a whole generation on the joke. (Yeah, a generation that doesn’t care one bit about award shows.)

4. “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for ‘Hit Man’. Who would have thought you’d only be the second-hottest hit man in America?”

The Luigi Mangione story has already kind of faded, and the media downplayed his hotness anyway.

5. “Michael Keaton was so great in ‘Beetlejuice Beetlejuice’. And Alec Baldwin sadly did not come back to play a ghost because he was too busy making them.”

Nikki thought this one was too mean, even though it’s, quote, “such a great joke.”