McDonald’s Won’t Explain One Certain Thing About Grimace

Gino Devaney,

Food News!

The McDonald’s purple mascot Grimace has been around for more than 50 years now… and yet, there are a lot of unknowns about him.  Like is there a Mrs. Grimace… and have they ever procreated.

Someone went to the McDonald’s official website, to a page where they say, “Get your questions answered.”

They typed, “How does Grimace breed?”  And the site said there were “zero results” to that question.  The person took a screenshot of that and posted it on social media with the caption, “Unbelievable.”

Whoever runs McDonald’s account was not amused.  They responded with:  “Sigh.”  Someone else said, “This needs to be studied.”  And McDonald’s said, “Does it?” with the crying emoji.

Then, it kept going.  The original screenshot poster said, “Answer the question, McDonald’s,” and McDonald’s responded, “I just started sweating.”

And someone else said, “I think some things are better to remain a mystery” and the McDonald’s account said, “[I] feel the same.”

For what it’s worth, there have been various theories of WHAT Grimace is… whether he’s a milkshake… a purple blob… or a taste bud.  But regardless, it’s probably not healthy to obsess over how he may or may not breed.

SOURCES: New York Post / Parade

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