Mile High Theft Club

One of the first rules of criminal activity is to not get caught. This week’s Simple Simon didn’t get that message. Rebecca Valley was a flight attendant who for whatever reason decided that she needed a pay raise. According to Metropolitan Washington Airports Authorities, Valley stole an $8,000 bracelet from a passenger in the TSA Checkpoint area. Now if there is any place where there would be tons of state of the art 4k cameras, would it not be at the TSA checkpoint? Needless to say Rebecca was caught, the jewelry was returned, Valley is facing grand larceny charges and is our Simple Simon for this week.