Mile High Theft Club
When contemplating a felony you may not want to do it where there are cameras
Simon
Drug Safety Check
You know sometimes you just need a police officer to check your drugs to make sure they are safe
Cleaning up the streets is a crime
Out of all the get away vehicles to pick, this Simple Simon picked the worst one.
Simple Simon
It is never good to rob anyone, especially a federal employee like mail carrier.
GTA Fail
This would be car thief had the UNO reverse pulled on him
Geico can't protect you from that
This week's Simple Simon goes to a woman out of the Show Me State.