This week’s Simple Simon is very lucky to be alive. It all started when this genius decided to went to a police station in Chicago to retrieve some personal property. Instead of going to the public entrance of the building, this guy decided to go to around the building and up a fire escape where he found a door that was propped open. Unfortunately for him the room he walked in was a training area for the SWAT team. To make matters worse, this guy attempted to steal two guns and at one point pointed the weapons at officers. Needless to say this dummy became a real live target and was shot by the officers. Thankfully his injuries are non-life threatening, but his stupidity is definitely dangerous.