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It is never good to rob anyone, especially a federal employee like mail carrier. Police say a man by the name of Wilson Ortiz had the bright idea of robbing a mail carrier at gun point, but not for Amazon Packages or cash, this Simple Simon stole RUBBER BANDS!!! Yeah you read that right. It didn’t take long for police to find the Rubber Band Bandit and arrest him. His court date has been set for December 16th, but today he is our Simple Simon of the Week. To read the full story click here