Sweet Breakup
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Sweet Breakup
When it comes to love, there isn’t much overlap between wanting to send your love a box of cookies and wanting to dump them. However if you somehow fit in that category, you have a tasty option. Insomnia Cookies is selling a limited edition 12-pack of cookies called the “It’s Not Me, It’s You” pack. You can choose the 12 cookies you want to send to your soon-to-be ex, and they’ll include a “handwritten” break-up note on the inside of the box.
Now you can’t say anything too out of pocket. There are FOUR options to choose from: “It’s not me, it’s you” . . . “You’re sweet, but not my flavor” . . . “I have the hots for your roommate” and “We’re done. Have a nice life.” Insomnia said in a press release that this is a, quote, “very unserious way of ending things, since warm cookies [are] better than a cold heart.” The boxes start at $30.
