Swimming With The Fishes

Swimming With The Fishes

Swimming is great and all but you should only do it in designated areas. Our Simple Simon for the week decided it was a great idea to go skinny dipping at a Bass Pro Shop. George Owens crashed his car into a pole in the parking lot of the Bass Pro Shops. He then got out of his car, got naked, ran into the store  and then did a cannonball into the aquarium. Later, he walked over and stood under a waterfall. Naturally, the other shoppers were STUNNED. Once police arrived, he jumped in the water a second time and when he got out of the tank, slipped and fell and knocked himself out. He is facing several charges including public lewdness, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and assault on a police officer.