Taking Stupidity To New Heights

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Ok, we can admit that the pandemic has had us all on edge. And in some cases made us do some questionable things like hoard toilet paper or fist fight our neighbors over hand sanitizer. One Michigan man decided it was a good idea to hatch a scheme to “liberate” those in quarantine. According to police Jesse McFadden was going to steal a helicopter, fly to a local hospital, free all the COVID patients and then quarantine the medical staff and shoot them. Now you are probably wondering how this guy got caught and the answer is….he snitched on himself. Yes this Simple Simon called the Arenac County Central Dispatch and told them of his plan. Thankfully he was caught, no one was harmed and this Simple Simon could face up to two years in jail.