The Most Absurd ‘Baseball Snacks’: 2026 Edition

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Baseball season is back!  Which means it’s time to pig out on the most ridiculous snacks you’ll find anywhere in the country.

Here are some of the most absurd foods you can buy at MLB ballparks this year:

1.  The Take Me Out to the Ballgame Shake … Arizona Diamondbacks.  It’s a milkshake with whipped cream, peanut butter sandwich cookies, and cracker jacks.

2.  Brisket doughnuts … Houston Astros.  The brisket is inside the doughnut, which is then covered in BBQ sauce and topped with mac and cheese.

3.  The Glizzilla … Colorado Rockies.  It’s a two-foot hotdog, covered in whatever toppings you like. If it’s too big, don’t worry… they say it’s “designed for sharing.”

4.  The Schwarbomb Sundae … Philadelphia Phillies. It’s a mini-helmet of ice cream topped with a funnel-cake-fried Uncrustable, strawberry sauce, and fruity cereal.  I wonder if Kyle Schwarber actually likes these.

5.  The Machete … Miami Marlins and Chicago White Sox.  It’s a carne asada quesadilla that’s two feet long.  And to be fair, this looks delicious.

6.  S’mores Quesadilla … Kansas City Royals. This quesadilla is normal sized, but meant for dessert.  Inside the tortilla is Nutella, marshmallow fluff, and graham cracker crumbs.  And then it’s topped off with strawberry pico de gallo.

You can check out more crazy ballpark food combinations here and here.

SOURCES: Sports Illustrated & The Takeout