The Unfriendly Skies

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This week’s Simple Simon goes to Juan Rivas. According to the Department of Justice, Mr Rivas got into an altercation over plastic wear and then proceeds to an exit door and tries to open it while in flight! But thanks to a quick thinking flight attendant who grabbed a coffee pot and whacked Juan over the head a few times and was able to subdue Mr. Rivas with the help of a few other passengers. Juan is facing one count of assaulting and intimidating a flight attendant. Listen the last place you want to act a fool is on a plane. How are you going to try and open an exit door of an airplane in midflight? Like was the plastic ware that important you thought it was a good idea to put you and everyone else at risk? Not to mention getting your clock cleaned with a coffee pot. Hope you like taking the bus cause you ain’t flying again