Worst Wake Up Call

Normally when you get a wake up call, the front desk calls your room, this week’s Simple Simon took it to a whole new creepy level. According to police, 52-year-old hotel manager David Neal was taken in to custody and charged with aggravated burglary and assault, after he reportedly entered a guest’s room at 5:00 A.M. and SUCKED ON HIS TOES. The guest was awakened and confronted the creep and then called the police. The guest recognized David as a hotel worker, because he had previously come to his room to repair his TV. I would have kicked that man dead in his face a few good times before I called the police. David denied sucking the man’s toes but did admit to being in the room because he said he smelled smoke and wanted to check on him.