Is Taylor Swift a Secret Government Agent?

Taylor Swift attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills, California, U.S., January 7, 2024. REUTERS/Mike Blake

For today’s Celebrity Beat…

I’m pretty sure we live in the silliest version of America that’s ever existed… and here’s just one small bit of proof:

The Pentagon actually had to deny that Taylor Swift is a secret government agent, after a news host floated a ridiculous conspiracy theory.

Jesse Watters suggested earlier this week that Taylor could be, quote, “a front for a covert political agenda” to get young people to vote Democrat.

The Pentagon’s response was about as serious as Jesse’s theory.  They said, quote, “As for this conspiracy theory, we are going to SHAKE IT OFF.”

SOURCE: Billboard