Simple Simon

Fast & Furious

Florida just added a new "super speeder" law, where driving over 100 miles an hour can land you in jail for 30 days. And how's this for bad timing? A guy got caught driving 104 just TWO MINUTES after it went into effect.

Diddiots

The Diddy trial may be over but his supporters were pouring baby oil on themselves in celebration of verdict

He Needs Some Milk!

According to police, a man stole a pair of sunglasses and tried to escape arrest by jumping from the second floor of a mall down to the ice rink on the first floor, breaking both his legs.