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A man in Florida was arrested after making MULTIPLE attempts to steal a septic tank from a construction site. Both tries were caught on video

A man in Florida called 911 earlier this month, after his wife fell out of their golf cart and hit her head. Turns out the guy was drunk, and they were coming back from "partying at the club." He was arrested for DUI.

Nippon Life Insurance Company of America filed a federal lawsuit against OpenAI in Chicago, alleging ChatGPT illegally practiced law without a license.

If you watch The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives you may have heard of protein sodas. Protein sodas blend 10–25g of whey or plant protein with soda-like flavors, offering a tasty alternative to shakes.

Former upstate New York police officer Michael Tapscott pleaded guilty to 40 drug-related charges after admitting he sold prescription drugs while on duty.

Kristina Lyn Tso faces multiple charges after allegedly serving alcohol to minors during a February 28th birthday party in Tooele.

A man in the U.K. was pulled over and busted for driving under the influence of marijuana and possession of cannabis this week. And get this: He was in the middle of taking a driving test at the time.

A 39-year-old woman in Kentucky got arrested after she tried to bail someone out of jail using fake movie money. The bills clearly said they were for "Motion Picture Use Only."

There's a dieting trend on Chinese social media called plastic wrap eating, where people are lining their mouth with plastic cling wrap . . . and then putting food in, chewing it, and spitting it out and tossing it.

A 58-year-old Wisconsin elementary school teacher has been arrested after being accused of using cocaine at school. She admitted to it, but insisted she'd NEVER put her students in danger.

Multiple Olympic medals broke within hours of being awarded during the opening weekend of the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics.

A Jacksonville man faces felony theft charges after stealing nearly $4,000 in meat from two Florida grocery stores.

Surgeons in France discovered a World War One bomb shell inside a patient's rectum. The man had put it there intentionally . . . and officials say he'll be charged with some kind of weapons violation.

A man in Pittsburgh stole a $30,000 HARP . . . took it to the riverbank . . . removed his clothes . . . jumped into the river . . . and needed to be rescued. The man is okay, and it sounds like the harp is too.

A guy in Wisconsin got arrested after he was caught driving under the influence while 21 TIMES the legal limit. He had a previous DUI, so the "legal limit" for him was 0.02. But even by the normal standard of 0.08, he was more than five times the legal limit. His blood alcohol was 0.427.

A 29-year-old woman in Florida was arrested after she allegedly stole a coworker's light blue Stanley cup. She was reportedly overheard saying, "This cup would be great to hold my breast milk."

A 41-year-old woman in Louisiana is facing charges after she went skinny dipping in her neighbor's pond . . . told cops she was "trying to be a mermaid" . . . and then attacked one of them. It's sounds like alcohol may have been a factor.

How do you still your baby mother's car while she's giving birth to your kid?! A man in Kentucky is facing auto theft charges after he took off with his ex's car while she was in labor.

A rogue capuchin went full rock-star chaos in a Tennessee guitar shop, trashing instruments and sparking an hours-long “monkeyhunt.” After police enlisted the public and scoured Morristown, the tiny troublemaker was finally apprehended—ending the jam session he definitely wasn’t invited to

A man in New Jersey is in the dog house and jail house because according to police he used his wife's Homeland Security Car to pose as an officer.