An Elementary Teacher Did Lines of Coke at School
A 58-year-old Wisconsin elementary school teacher has been arrested after being accused of using cocaine at school. She admitted to it, but insisted she'd NEVER put her students in danger.
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Multiple Olympic Medals Break During Celebrations At Winter Games
Multiple Olympic medals broke within hours of being awarded during the opening weekend of the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics.
Florida Man Discards Stolen Meat After Catching Girlfriend Cooking With Another Man
A Jacksonville man faces felony theft charges after stealing nearly $4,000 in meat from two Florida grocery stores.
A Couple Was Arrested for Armed Robbery . . . at an "Adult" Store
A couple in New Mexico stole some sexually-oriented merchandise from an adult store last Wednesday . . . fought with employees . . . pulled a gun . . . and led police on a chase before finally being apprehended.
A Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt
Surgeons in France discovered a World War One bomb shell inside a patient's rectum. The man had put it there intentionally . . . and officials say he'll be charged with some kind of weapons violation.
Boxer Gets Toupee Knocked Off
There's a few things you need for a boxing match, a poorly glued on Toupee isn't one of them.
A Man Stole a Full-Size Harp, Jumped Into a River, and Needed to Be Rescued
A man in Pittsburgh stole a $30,000 HARP . . . took it to the riverbank . . . removed his clothes . . . jumped into the river . . . and needed to be rescued. The man is okay, and it sounds like the harp is too.
A Woman Requested a Lyft, and Then Stole the Car
A 37-year-old woman in Miami requested a Lyft from a Family Dollar last week . . . and when the driver arrived, she stole the car. She drove herself home, where she was later found by the police.
A Drunk Driver Was 21 Times the Legal Limit?
A guy in Wisconsin got arrested after he was caught driving under the influence while 21 TIMES the legal limit. He had a previous DUI, so the "legal limit" for him was 0.02. But even by the normal standard of 0.08, he was more than five times the legal limit. His blood alcohol was 0.427.
A Woman Stole a Coworker's Stanley Cup . . . for Her Breast Milk?
A 29-year-old woman in Florida was arrested after she allegedly stole a coworker's light blue Stanley cup. She was reportedly overheard saying, "This cup would be great to hold my breast milk."
ChatGPT Ruins A Marriage
A.I. is out here ruining marriages! A Dutch couple had their marriage annulled because they used ChatGPT to write their wedding vows. The chat bot didn't include a specific legal phrase and the court moved to end the couples marriage.
A Naked Woman Jumped in Her Neighbor's Pond While "Trying to Be a Mermaid"
A 41-year-old woman in Louisiana is facing charges after she went skinny dipping in her neighbor's pond . . . told cops she was "trying to be a mermaid" . . . and then attacked one of them. It's sounds like alcohol may have been a factor.
Kentucky Man Arrested For Stealing Ex-Girlfriend's Car While She Was Giving Birth
How do you still your baby mother's car while she's giving birth to your kid?! A man in Kentucky is facing auto theft charges after he took off with his ex's car while she was in labor.
Monkey Business
A rogue capuchin went full rock-star chaos in a Tennessee guitar shop, trashing instruments and sparking an hours-long “monkeyhunt.” After police enlisted the public and scoured Morristown, the tiny troublemaker was finally apprehended—ending the jam session he definitely wasn’t invited to
Man Pretends To Be Cop By Using Wife's Homeland Security Car
A man in New Jersey is in the dog house and jail house because according to police he used his wife's Homeland Security Car to pose as an officer.
Flying The Sleepy Skies
A plane had to circle an airport for an hour all because the air traffic controller was asleep!
Florida Woman Threatened Neighbors With Gun Over Phone She Never Lost
There are more legal ways to find your phone. A Florida woman pulled a gun on neighbors for stealing her cell phone that was actually in her car.
Ohio Bank Robber Asks Police To Put Stolen Money In His Jail Account
Getting caught stealing is one thing, but asking the police to deposit your stolen money....that's next level stupid
Waffle House Beatdown
A man thought it was a great idea to pick a fight with the warriors...I mean servers at Waffle House
A Guy Robbed a Liquor Store with an "Old-Timey" Gun
A 24-year-old man in Oklahoma was arrested after robbing a liquor store last Friday . . . armed with an ANTIQUE GUN. It was an "old-timey musket" from the 1800s. Thankfully, no one was hurt.
A Guy Accidentally Deposited Meth at the Bank
A 46-year-old guy in Ohio got arrested after he went to the drive-thru at his local bank and deposited DRUGS by mistake. He was using their pneumatic tube system and dropped a bag of METH in the canister.
This Is Why You Don't Try to "Rescue" Raccoons on Your Own
No good deed goes unpunished.... A man in Georgia tried to rescue a rabid raccoon and you guessed it, it ended in disaster. Thankfully he is ok but the rabid animal had to be put down.
IRS Agents Will Start Watching Porn at Work to Audit OnlyFans Accounts
IRS agents are now being paid to watch PORN at work. The IRS is looking into OnlyFans accounts, because there's an exception in the new "no tax on tips" law that says you still have to pay on tips earned from "pornographic activity." Not everything on there is porn though.
Caught On Camera
Big Brother is watching, four people in South Korea used hacked security cameras to make unauthorized sex tapes.