Simple Simon

A plane had to circle an airport for an hour all because the air traffic controller was asleep!

There are more legal ways to find your phone. A Florida woman pulled a gun on neighbors for stealing her cell phone that was actually in her car.

Getting caught stealing is one thing, but asking the police to deposit your stolen money....that's next level stupid

A man thought it was a great idea to pick a fight with the warriors...I mean servers at Waffle House

A 24-year-old man in Oklahoma was arrested after robbing a liquor store last Friday . . . armed with an ANTIQUE GUN. It was an "old-timey musket" from the 1800s. Thankfully, no one was hurt.

A 46-year-old guy in Ohio got arrested after he went to the drive-thru at his local bank and deposited DRUGS by mistake. He was using their pneumatic tube system and dropped a bag of METH in the canister.

No good deed goes unpunished.... A man in Georgia tried to rescue a rabid raccoon and you guessed it, it ended in disaster. Thankfully he is ok but the rabid animal had to be put down.

Big Brother is watching, four people in South Korea used hacked security cameras to make unauthorized sex tapes.

A 21-year-old guy near Chicago got arrested on Thursday after he ended a Thanksgiving fight by setting fire to his family's HOUSE. The home suffered major damage, but no one was hurt.

Police say two suspected burglars turned a break-in at Mon Cheri Restaurant into a late-night love scene — all caught on camera.

Tallahassee police arrested 38-year-old Joshua Hidalgo on Monday morning after he allegedly stole a forklift from a local school and used it to carry away an ATM during an early dawn ride through residential neighborhoods.

Talk about selfish...Someone decided it was a great idea to vape marijuana on a flight from Boston to Tampa and that caused the flight to be turned around and cancelled

Looks like someone is getting a lump of coal for Christmas....A 10-year-old boy drove himself home from W.A. Wright Elementary School Friday after arguing with his mother.

Word to the wise...If you are being sued you may want to get a lawyer and not represent yourself. Tik Tock influencer Brenay Kennard was ordered to pay 1.75 million dollars to her husbands ex-wife for breaking up their marriage.

Voter turnout was stronger than expected in Kentucky . . . particularly since Kentucky wasn't holding elections. State officials had to tell people that the polls were closed because Kentucky doesn't vote until 2026.

A factory worker in Russia is being sued by his company . . . because he mistakenly received ALL his coworkers' paychecks in HIS account.  That came out to about $87,000 . . . and he's refusing to return it.

A cop in Detroit showed had a virtual court hearing, but unfortunately they didn't teach him about camera angles in the academy because everyone could see that he didn't have pants on.

A Delta flight attendant made a big mistake during a flight last Saturday, when he accidentally DEPLOYED THE EMERGENCY SLIDE at the gate. No one was hurt, but it could cost the airline $70,000.

The big internet outage on Monday bricked a bunch of smart beds made by a company called Eight Sleep. They run on the cloud, so their tilting bed frames stopped working. If your bed was in a seated position, you couldn't make it lie flat. You just had to sleep like that.

Today's Simple Simon almost catches a kidnapping charge while trying to steal a car.