The big internet outage on Monday bricked a bunch of smart beds made by a company called Eight Sleep. They run on the cloud, so their tilting bed frames stopped working. If your bed was in a seated position, you couldn't make it lie flat. You just had to sleep like that.
If you want to take a day off, just use your PTO, don't fake your own disappearance
Today's Simple Simon almost catches a kidnapping charge while trying to steal a car.
The California Highway Patrol stopped a driver this month who had an elaborate HAND-DRAWN license plate. The driver said it's all legit, they just lost their actual plate. Still, they were fined $200 for their artwork.
A woman faces criminal mischief charges after causing over $1,000 in damage to a Louisville Little Caesars restaurant over a $1 sauce fee.
A couple in India is divorcing after less than a year of marriage, because the wife's cat isn't getting along with the husband's dog.
Sometimes you get the bear and then sometimes the bear gets your food. A family in Gatlinburg had their food stolen by a family of bears
Even adults through temper tantrums. A 65-year-old man in Florida sprayed BUG SPRAY in a couple's faces, because they wouldn't let him cut in line at the grocery store.
A burglary suspect in Florida was detained by an adult wearing BATMAN PAJAMAS. The hero said, "I'm really glad I had my Batman pajamas on because that gave me the extra confidence I needed."
Move over, Vin Diesel — there's a new action star in town, and he's… currently in custody. Police say 34-year-old Jimmy Klitzke turned downtown Chattanooga into his personal demolition derby this week, topping 100 mph on Main Street in a vehicle apparently powered by chaos and poor decision-making.
Authorities have charged a North Carolina grand father with child abuse, drug possession, and contaminating food or drink after police say he put cocaine and molly in his granddaughters ice cream.
A guy in North Carolina is facing assault charges after he hit a LongHorn Steakhouse worker with a plate for not letting him feed his dog at the table. They told him it was a health code violation, and he flipped out.
Courtroom footage from a murder trial in Georgia is going viral, because the judge read the verdict and said "guilty," but meant to say "NOT guilty." He corrected his mistake about 20 seconds later.
A 31-year-old woman in Kentucky got arrested for damaging her ex-boyfriend's car so bad, she TOTALED it. She slashed a tire, smashed his windshield, broke his rearview mirror, destroyed his radio, filled his vents with glitter, and poured salt in his engine. Fixing it would have cost over $12,000.
Two teens were arrested in South Carolina last weekend after taking a TRAIN on a joyride. Authorities say they figured out how to drive it on YouTube . . . but caused a derailment and major damage on the way back.
A recent Air France flight had to make an emergency landing in Canada to save a woman's life, and she seemed pretty ungrateful about it. The pilot hopped on the intercom after the plane took off again and revealed the woman gave him the FINGER on her way out the door.
Social Media Influencer injures spine while trying the Nicki Minaj Challenge
Forget the dog house, a man in Florida gets two years probation for being married to multiple women at the same time!
A zoo in Denmark is asking people to essentially be ubereats for their caged apex predators.
There's a trend on TikTok where women are using Sharpie permanent markers as LIP LINERS. But experts are warning people that it's NOT safe to use markers on your skin and lips.
Thanks to AI two women now have arrests warrants for Twerking on a police car.
A guy in Key West, Florida celebrated his 57th birthday by smoking meth, stealing a trolley, and driving around town picking up tourists.
Wise Brothers-----Chattanooga, TN A Man Was Caught Drug Dealing . . . While in Court for Drug Dealing When you're a defendant in court, it's NEVER a good idea to commit the crime you're being tried for RIGHT in front…
Florida just added a new "super speeder" law, where driving over 100 miles an hour can land you in jail for 30 days. And how's this for bad timing? A guy got caught driving 104 just TWO MINUTES after it went into effect.
