A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake . . . Has an Allergic Reaction . . . and Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him"
So imagine having your roommate steal your cake and the gets sick from it and then tries to get you to pay his medical bills.
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A Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled Release
Wise Brothers---Chattanooga, TN A Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled Release Escaping from prison seems like a last-ditch effort to sniff freedom. You wouldn't try it if you had a chance to be released…
Some Jerk Cut Down a Bunch of Trees in L.A. Right Before Earth Day
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN Some Jerk Cut Down a Bunch of Trees in L.A. Right Before Earth Day Some idiot went through downtown Los Angeles the other night with a CHAINSAW cutting down trees for no reason. The "L.A. Times" said DOZENS of…
A Man Caused a Three-Alarm Fire . . . After Setting Fire to His "Intimate Toys"?
Wise Brothers-----Chattanooga, TN A Man Caused a Three-Alarm Fire . . . After Setting Fire to His "Intimate Toys"? Imagine how frustrating it would be to have your property destroyed because of someone reckless who couldn't control their fire. Now,…
A Bride Was Caught Going 105 Miles-Per-Hour, on the Way to Her Own Wedding?
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN A Bride Was Caught Going 105 Miles-Per-Hour, on the Way to Her Own Wedding? The last thing you want to do is be late for your own wedding...especially if you are the bride. A woman in Florida…
A Man Hides From Police At A Police Station
A Man Hides From Police At A Police Station From the you have got to be getting me files, a man in Sandy Springs Georgia was arrested after he stole a license plate and placed it on his car and…
A Guy Got Naked at Disneyland and Ran Around Their 'Mardi Gras' Section
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN A Guy Got Naked at Disneyland and Ran Around Their 'Mardi Gras' Section Drugs are bad right?? Mardi Gras was last month in New Orleans. But a bunch of unsuspecting families got a taste of it this…
Four People Were Arrested for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a Walmart
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN Four People Were Arrested for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a Walmart What in the old town road is going on here? Four people in Louisiana have been arrested, after they rode their HORSES through a…
A Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering Breakfast During a 911 Call
Wise Brothers---Chattanooga, TN A Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering Breakfast During a 911 Call A man in Chatham County, Georgia called 911 earlier this year, after his wife called him at work saying that someone was snooping around their house,…
A Man Used a Machete to Steal a Cinnamon Bun and Incense
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN A Man Used a Machete to Steal a Cinnamon Bun and Incense A 33-year-old man in North Carolina named Jeffrey Bradburn was arrested after he went into a grocery store on Monday afternoon with a MACHETE …
Dumbest Ticket Ever
Wise Brothers-----Chattanooga, TN Dumbest Ticket Ever Parking tickets suck. And if you thought CARTA was bad the city of Montreal is terrible. A man in Montreal is fighting a parking ticket that his daughter got in front of their home…
Onlyfans Subscribers Sue Over DMs
Onlyfans Subscribers Sue Over DMs It has been said that a fool and his money are easily parted and that's pretty much what happened with these two Simple Simons. Two OnlyFans subscribers are now suing the platform because they may…
A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000
Wise Brothers-----Chattanooga, TN A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000 There is a black market for everything, guns drugs, organs and apparently beef! A fake trucking company stole 80,000 pounds of beef from a Tennessee meatpacking…
A Woman Tried to Bring a Medium-Sized Dog in a Cat Carrier on an Airplane
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN A Woman Tried to Bring a Medium-Sized Dog in a Cat Carrier on an Airplane A woman got in an argument with an airline employee because she attempted to fit her medium-sized dog into a tiny cat…
A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a Pilot Forgot His Passport
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a Pilot Forgot His Passport A United Airlines flight from L.A. to Shanghai had to turn around over the Pacific on Saturday because a PILOT forgot his…
The "Hot Mugshot" Girl Got Arrested Again Yesterday
The "Hot Mugshot" Girl Got Arrested Again Yesterday For the first time ever we have a repeat Simple Simon Award Winner. Looks like the "hot mugshot" girl decided to stretch out her 15 minutes of fame. She got arrested AGAIN…
A Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Great Mugshot" Going Viral
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN A Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going Viral Move over Jeremy Meeks, the "Hot Felon" with the mugshot that went viral, there is a criminal hottie and her name is Lilly Stewart.…
A Guy Texts To Ask For His Drugs Back After Cops Trespass Him From A House
A guy in Florida got trespassed from a house he'd been staying at, and he could have just left. But while cops were still there, he texted the homeowner and said he forgot a bag of DRUGS in his bedroom. He's facing charges for cocaine possession.
Woman Smacks Man With Pringles Can
Wise Brothers----Chattanooga, TN Woman Smacks Man With Pringles Can A 28-year-old woman in Florida named Shanika Serdahl was arrested after attacking a man at a 7-Eleven in Orlando last week. According to police, Shanika approached a male customer, called him…
Tik Tok's Newest Trend Could Put You In The E.R.
Have your heard of the #dropchallenge? It is where you drop objects on your foot and rate the amount of pain you are in.
Two Guys Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions
Two idiots in Missouri got caught with meth after pulling over to ask the COPS for directions. It turned out they were already in the town they were trying to get to.
A Man Stole A Car From A Dealership, Because He Spent His "Last $50 To Uber There"
A man in Florida was caught after he stole a car from a dealership, because they denied his request for a car loan. He said that he had no choice, because he spent his "last $50 on an Uber" to get there.
A Pair Of Jeans End A Marriage
A woman took to the internet to find out how to remove a strange green stain from her clothing and bed sheets only to find out her husband was cheating. Talk about a strange way to find out your spouse's infidelity.
A Thief Broke Into a Mall . . . to Eat Cinnabon?
You must have one heck of a sweet tooth to break in and steal a bunch of cinnamon rolls