It is 5 O'clock somewhere... A 30-year-old man in Florida was arrested after breaking into a woman's home last Thursday at around 6:30 A.M. and making himself a drink. He also BROUGHT a six-pack of beer.
Colorado police arrested a man from Arizona last week, after he was caught "surfing" . . . NAKED . . . on top of a moving locomotive. Cops say he also "expressed his love of vodka, beer, and playing the banjo."
An elderly woman in Florida randomly received this new license plate: "SQZ - A55." She says she "went ballistic," but her friends in her retirement community encouraged her to keep it, so she can enjoy a "few honks."
A 75-year-old man in Florida was arrested after PEPPER-SPRAYING a family at a pet store . . . after he asked the kids if they wanted to pet his dog, and they IGNORED him. Apparently that upset him.
Two teenagers thought a driverless Waymo was the perfect place to drink alcohol and fire toy guns out the window. But instead, the robotaxi drove them straight to the police.
Over the holiday weekend a man went viral during a police chase in Virginia Beach. Timothy Allen Wegert was running from police when he decided to use his "skills" to evade arrest. Unfortunately for Tim, they did not work.
A 30-year-old woman in Maryland was arrested after she FLASHED A GUN at employees in an attempt to expedite her order. She also threatened them, and when the police got her, they found the gun LOADED.
Police in Wisconsin were called to a wedding reception where two people were injured with gunshot wounds. And the reason it all started was because one of the groomsmen ate meatballs with his bare hands.
Move over Bruce Wayne. There's apparently a "Mexican Batman" who's duct-taping thieves to telephone poles. Police in Mexico are searching for the mystery vigilante.
A 47-year-old man in the U.K. was arrested recently for burning and selling remix CDs. He got a two-year suspended prison sentence . . . and will need to do 250 hours of community service.
A Florida man was caught on camera sneaking two expensive steaks out of a grocery store . . . by stuffing them down his pants.
Imagine losing your job because of a trash can?! A Knicks fan has gone viral for emptying a public Knicks themed trash can and then taking it home with her.
A police department in Dublin, Ohio has fired its police safety robot named "DubBot," after it "did not lead to ANY arrests, cases, or tickets."
Clearly he likes jail: A young man in Canada was arrested after showing up to his probation appointment . . . in a stolen truck. He was a passenger, but when the cops stopped them, both he and the driver were arrested.
Guess the birds and the bees conversation is going to happen earlier than expected....A woman baked a cake for her son's birthday . . . and since he was turning eight, she decided to make it in the shape of an "8." But it ended up looking more like boobs. She said she was inspired to share a photo after the phallic "9" bread went viral earlier this month.
Police in California are investigating a road rage incident that ended with one person hitting the other over the head with a ukulele. Both drivers left the scene . . . and it doesn't sound like there are any suspects yet.
A thief in San Francisco used a Waymo as his "getaway driver." And since there's so much surveillance and a digital trail, you'd THINK this would be dumb, but it's been six months, and they still haven't caught him.
A Judge in Atlanta is facing an investigation over her having sex during work hours in her office
Two schools in Tennessee held their graduations outside during a massive rainstorm
With the release of the Michael Jackson biopic, everyone is trying to dance like MJ, even robots. Unfortunately ai hasn't perfected the moonwalk. Check out the video.
In Florida, a man on a motorcycle was arrested after leading police on a high-speed chase earlier this month. He was clocked at 120 miles per hour . . . and he was dressed as the Easter Bunny at the time.
A man in Washington was arrested for stealing the "O" from the word "POLICE" on the police department sign just outside the station. It's unclear what the point of that was.
A mother on Instagram is going viral for explaining how her daughter has CAR RANCH. She just gets extra packets when she's at a fast-food place, and is totally cool eating it, even if it's been in her car for months.
Police in Florida are investigating two burglars, who hopped a fence at a high school . . . messed around on bicycles and other equipment . . . and stole "100 hot dogs and ice cream."
