A Woman Divorced Her Husband . . . For Screwing What?
We've seen some pretty petty reasons to get divorced, but this one right here is hilarious.
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Women Ends Up In Hospital Trying To Move A Mattress
A woman in Colorado found herself in the hospital days before her wedding after she and her husband tried to move mattress.
A Man Pulled A Gun On A Fast Food Worker For Not Accepting Drugs As A Form Of Payment
A man in Colorado is facing up to 400 years in jail for trying to pay for his food with drugs
Man Tries To Rob Store With A Snake
This week's Simple Simon tried to rob a gas station with a five foot snake. Out of all the items to use in an armed robbery that has to be a first.
A Museum Fired an Employee for Hanging Up His Own Painting
This week's Simple Simon lost his job at a museum because he hung his own artwork in an attempt to get discovered. #simplesimon #dumb
Teacher May Get Fired For Playing Hooky
An Ohio teacher found herself in the principals office after she called in sick to go to a concert.
A Woman Accidentally Exposed Herself During A Zoom Funeral
Word to the wise, if you are going to attend a virtual funeral, please make sure you are fully clothed or that your camera is off.
Man Breaks Into Prison With Stolen Goods
A Michigan man is in jail because he tried to break into a jail...Seriously
Man Tries To Steal A Self Driving Car
Some people are just down right dumb. This week's Simple Simon really tried to steal a self driving car.
Woman Loses $800,000 By Entering A Tree Throwing Contest
If you are going to try and secure the bag from an insurance company you may not want to do what a woman in Ireland did.
Two Men Are In Jail For Staging A Robbery At Their Gas Station
It takes a special kind of dumb to rob your own gas station. The acting in this robbery is worst than low budget film
Teacher Fired After School District Finds Her OnlyFans Account
A woman in Arizona lost her job because her superiors found her OnlyFans Account
Ice Cold Criminals
Riddle me this...Who steals 27 bags of ice in the dead of winter...This week's Simple Simons
Mom Gets Banned From Kids School Because Of Her Only Fans Decal
Doing Only Fans is legal, but should you really be advertising your account at your kids school?
A Woman Was Left Stranded In A Ski Lift Over Night
A skier in Lake Tahoe spent 15 hours in freezing temperatures on a ski lift.
Thirsty Theft
A woman in California is facing grand theft charges for stealing 65 Stanley Tumblers
Teachers Asked To Return Money
Teachers in Charlotte, NC were asked to return over a thousand dollars that was accidentally added to their paycheck.
A New But Questionable Way To Get Caffeine In Your System
They are now selling caffeine that you can now snort if you need a quick energy boost.
A Woman Tried To Pass A Drug Test By Using Dog Pee
Drug tests are standard procedures when you are on probation. A woman in Florida tried to use dog urine in an attempt to pass her drug test
Swimming With The Fishes
A man in Alabama is in hot water after he jumped into the fish tank at Bass Pro Shop
Man Used Movie Money For A Shopping Spree
A man in New Jersey passed about $1000 in movie money before being caught by police.
Cops Arrest Woman For Lying About Her Stolen Car
A woman in Connecticut got her car stolen and in hopes to get the police to work faster she told them a child was in the car.
Flying Stupidity
How desperate do you have to be for views and likes to intentionally crashing your own airplane? Youtuber Trevor Jacob went viral for faking a plane crash and is now facing prison time because of it. #airplane #crash #trevor #jacob
Traveling With Stupid
If you are flying please make sure to give you or your Uber enough time to get to the airport. A woman in Texas stole her Uber Drivers car because he wasn't driving fast enough to get her to the airport