Sweet Assault

When it comes to Skittles you should taste the rainbow and not assault people with the rainbow. According to police, Tristan Stetina from Minnesota, was arrested for assaulting people with Skittles. Police say Stetina went into a restaurant and threw candy at customers and employees and then left. When police arrived Skittles were everywhere. They found the the sweet tooth bully not far from the scene of the crime and he was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault, disorderly conduct, and resisting police. Like why would you waste candy like that. Secondly why didn’t someone bust him in the head with a bag of M&M’s.