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A 53-year-old woman at an In-N-Out restaurant started threatening workers with a large wooden stick. And a 20-year-old hero jumped through the drive-thru window, grabbed a spatula, and saved them.

People may stretch the truth on their dating profile, but one man told women that he was an NFL football player and had millions of dollars.

Today's Simple Simon clearly thought Steak 'n Shake was a strip club. A 25 year old man in Florida was arrested on Wednesday after exposing himself to a customer. He had his zipper down, and he was hanging out . . . intentionally, you'd have to think.

A 24-year-old man in Florida was arrested for destroying a FAKE Flock camera. He didn't realize it was fake . . . the police installed it because the real ones at that intersection had recently been stolen.

A 30-year-old man in Florida was arrested for speeding at 117 miles per hour. He told deputies that he was trying to make it to the bathroom at Buc-ee's. But the nearest Buc-ee's was roughly 61 miles away.

A 19-year-old student at Indiana University was arrested on Sunday . . . after he threatened to "bomb the Applebee's" on social media. He told police he was mad because his food was taking too long.

Just when you thought 2026 could not get in weirder, a woman by the name of Misra is claiming that she and her A.I. boyfriend have a child together

A woman in Florida was out having drinks last Friday . . . celebrating her brand new Rolls-Royce. Then, she drove it home, drunk . . . nearly crashed into a cop car . . . and was arrested for DUI.

Talk about creepy. Former police officer Lamar Eliseo Roman, was accused of using the Flock Camera system to track down a woman he saw while working a side gig.

A 28-year-old woman was pulled over in Florida, and she gave officers a fake name. She said she didn't have her license, but there were 12 in her car . . . all with her picture, but with different names and dates of birth.

A man from West Virginia was arrested after stealing $17,000 worth of Little Debbie snacks. It sounds like he was caught trying to offload his illicit Little Debbie at a flea market.

It is 5 O'clock somewhere... A 30-year-old man in Florida was arrested after breaking into a woman's home last Thursday at around 6:30 A.M. and making himself a drink. He also BROUGHT a six-pack of beer.

Colorado police arrested a man from Arizona last week, after he was caught "surfing" . . . NAKED . . . on top of a moving locomotive. Cops say he also "expressed his love of vodka, beer, and playing the banjo."

An elderly woman in Florida randomly received this new license plate: "SQZ - A55." She says she "went ballistic," but her friends in her retirement community encouraged her to keep it, so she can enjoy a "few honks."

A 75-year-old man in Florida was arrested after PEPPER-SPRAYING a family at a pet store . . . after he asked the kids if they wanted to pet his dog, and they IGNORED him. Apparently that upset him.

Two teenagers thought a driverless Waymo was the perfect place to drink alcohol and fire toy guns out the window. But instead, the robotaxi drove them straight to the police.

Over the holiday weekend a man went viral during a police chase in Virginia Beach. Timothy Allen Wegert was running from police when he decided to use his "skills" to evade arrest. Unfortunately for Tim, they did not work.

A 30-year-old woman in Maryland was arrested after she FLASHED A GUN at employees in an attempt to expedite her order. She also threatened them, and when the police got her, they found the gun LOADED.

Police in Wisconsin were called to a wedding reception where two people were injured with gunshot wounds. And the reason it all started was because one of the groomsmen ate meatballs with his bare hands.

Move over Bruce Wayne. There's apparently a "Mexican Batman" who's duct-taping thieves to telephone poles. Police in Mexico are searching for the mystery vigilante.

A 47-year-old man in the U.K. was arrested recently for burning and selling remix CDs. He got a two-year suspended prison sentence . . . and will need to do 250 hours of community service.

A Florida man was caught on camera sneaking two expensive steaks out of a grocery store . . . by stuffing them down his pants.

Imagine losing your job because of a trash can?! A Knicks fan has gone viral for emptying a public Knicks themed trash can and then taking it home with her.

A police department in Dublin, Ohio has fired its police safety robot named "DubBot," after it "did not lead to ANY arrests, cases, or tickets."