Man's Best Designated Driver
When speeding and driving under the influence this Simple Simon tried to blame his canine
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Worst Wake Up Call
Normally when you get a wake up call, the front desk calls your room, this week's Simple Simon took it to a whole new creepy level.
Insult To Injury
Find out how a woman got a ticket after being run over by her own car
"Armed" Stupidity
A man in DC robbed a bank with this construction item
How Not To Call In Sick
If you don't want to go to work, just call in sick or quit. Do not do what this Simple Simon did
Food Fight
This Simple Simon wrecked a business over a messed up order
Nacho Fire
Learn how man caused millions of dollars of damage by making Nachos
Dialing For Stupidity
Find out why this Simple Simon called in a bomb threat at a Walmart
Arrested Stupidity
A man in Atlanta, was arrested for impersonating a cop, you won't believe what he was doing that got him caught
Running From A Fade
Find out why Jake Paul is this week's Simple Simon of the week
Can I Get Fries With That Hangover
When people get drunk they tend to make bad decisions while under the influence, this Simple Simon is no different.
No Cookie For You
How far would you go for a free cookie?
Daycare Dummies
One pre-school in Florida learned a costly lesson on how not to teach Black History
Out Of Bounds
This week's Simple Simon thought she could impersonate a 13 year old girl in basketball game and thought no one would notice
Beef Stick Beating
A woman in Florida is jail because she assaulted another woman with a Slim Jim
No Fly List
Imagine dining and dashing and ending up in handcuffs and possibly banned from flying
Closing Shots
This week's Simple Simon showed us what not to do at Taco Bell
Driving To Divorce
It is one thing to forget your phone or wallet at a gas station, but YOUR SPOUCE! That seems intentional
Hot Mic
There are certain things you should not do on the job. This deputy learned a valuable and embarrassing lesson
Play Stupid Games....Win Stupid Prizes
If there was ever a game that has led to more fights between family members it would have to be Monopoly
Good Cop/Bad Cop
How do you go from enforcing the law to breaking the law
Driving While Stupid
Why would you still a car with bright pink letters on it?
Sore Looser
This week's Simple Simon lost his freedom because his favorite college team lost
Tomato Soup Vs Van Gogh
This week's Simple Simons believe that sometimes saving the earth means creating a mess