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A New York woman has been convicted of first-degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon, when she threw a stick of dynamite at her boyfriemd.

A 43-year-old man in Florida was arrested on Tuesday, after he assaulted a male employee at a Subway restaurant, because he was "upset about the hardness of his bread."

A drunk driver in Ohio was pulled over for driving too slow last month. The police spotted a cup of alcohol in the car . . . and the woman said that she "needed the booze to stay awake."

A man was sentenced to seven months in jail in Singapore . . . after he tried to cheat a watch shop by selling them a Rolex he thought was fake. And he still has to serve it, even though the watch turned out to be REAL.

A 25-year-old woman in Florida was pulled over after speeding in a residential area at 123 miles per hour. When the cops asked her why, she said, "Honestly, it's a Supra I thought I was okay to go fast."

A man in Pennsylvania is wanted by police for clocking into work and clocking one his coworkers

A Florida woman crashes out at a Subway and throws cookies and the cash register on to the floor over peppers being on her sandwich.

In another attempt to get of jail early, Diddy has filed an appeal stating that the "freak offs" were amateur adult films.

Today's Simple Simon thought it was a great to use a water pipe as a pull up bar and ends up flooding the campus parking garage.

A 20-year-old man was pulled over after being clocked at 112 miles per hour in a 70 mile-per-hour zone. He told police, quote, "I drive like this all the time . . . [and] arresting me teaches me nothing."

Sometimes it is ok to spin the block with your ex, it is not ok however to BURN down their house when they don't want to take the trip. A woman in Florida burned her ex-husbands house down after a failed attempt of getting back together.

A woman in West Virginia was arrested for felony burglary . . . after breaking into a home . . . in a chicken coop . . . where two HUMANS were living. The intruder was also stabbed by the woman who lived there.

A drug dealer in Florida saw the cops closing in on him, and RIGHT at that moment, he got pegged in the head by a flying bag of cocaine, which was "returned" by the man he'd just sold it to.

A Chattanooga man is facing several charges after leading local law enforcement on a chase on an ATV. Not only did he crash the ATV he then crashed out on police as they were trying to arrest him.

As if TSA doesn't have enough issues.....A 58-year-old drunk man in Florida drove through a gate at Daytona Beach Airport and onto the airfield. He almost collided with a plane, and then he jumped out and tried to board several aircraft. He was arrested.

A California driver was cited after using an empty jacket to impersonate a passenger in a Los Angeles County carpool lane.

Police in Washington state arrested a man and a woman who stole a vehicle last week. The woman freaked out on the cops, because she was worried about her pet kitten, which she brought along for the crime.

A 32-year-old man from Florida was pulled over last week around 1:00 A.M., after being clocked at 101 miles per hour. He said he was "speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway."

Police in Florida were chatting with a 28-year-old suspect on Monday, when he suddenly ran and jumped into a river. Two officers tracked him down using paddleboards . . . brought him to shore . . . and arrested him.

A man in Florida was arrested after making MULTIPLE attempts to steal a septic tank from a construction site. Both tries were caught on video

A man in Florida called 911 earlier this month, after his wife fell out of their golf cart and hit her head. Turns out the guy was drunk, and they were coming back from "partying at the club." He was arrested for DUI.

Nippon Life Insurance Company of America filed a federal lawsuit against OpenAI in Chicago, alleging ChatGPT illegally practiced law without a license.

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