A Pair Of Jeans End A Marriage
A woman took to the internet to find out how to remove a strange green stain from her clothing and bed sheets only to find out her husband was cheating. Talk about a strange way to find out your spouse's infidelity.
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A Thief Broke Into a Mall . . . to Eat Cinnabon?
You must have one heck of a sweet tooth to break in and steal a bunch of cinnamon rolls
Food Fight
Imagine going to jail over prim rib, that's what happened to this Simple Simon
Woman Gets Her Nose Stuck In A Chair
Imagine explaining to your boss how your nose got stuck in your chair.
Eyes Wide Shut
Today's Simple Simon learned you shouldn't let your mouth write a check your body can't cash
Man Posed As A Cop For A Discount And Then Tried To Pay With Fake Money
You know you are down bad when you are faking to be a cop to get a discount and then use fake money to pay your bill
Man Tries To Steal From Walmart During Shop With A Cop Event
Talk about bad timing. A man in Virginia got arrested after he tried to steal $1,400 worth of stuff from Walmart while a Shop with a Cop event was going on.
A Guy Stole a Cable Company's Truck While a Worker Was in the Bucket
A Spectrum worker in North Carolina experienced a shocking day at work when a man stole his bucket truck while he was performing maintenance on power lines.
Terrible Neighbors
You won't believe why a man in Canada has his neighbor arrested
Road Raging Idiot
Police are looking for man who punched another man for complimenting his car...and yes they are in Florida
Submerged Stupidity
Find out why a couple in Philadelphia had to have their car towed out of a river.
Secret Celebrity Letter
Tell us who this week's Secret Celebrity is to win tickets to Dollywood
Clueless But Alive
Clueless star, Alicia Silverstone did one of the dumbest thing a fully functioning adult could do
Driving While Stupid
For the first time in Simple Simon history we have two simpletons from our area.
Watch Your Mouth: A Man Get's Almost Two Years In Jail For Cussing At A Judge
This week's Simple Simon talked himself into jail by cussing at a judge.
A Fight Over Chicken Land A Brother And Sister In Jail
Who knew insulting someone's cooking would lead to a brawl.
Woman Robs Same Store Almost 30 Times
Stealing is bad but this Simple Simon took things to a whole new level by stealing from the same store 27 times!!
Man Tries To Steal A House
A man in Virginia is in jail after he attempted to steal a house!
New Trend? Sending Out Non-Invites for Your Wedding
Find out how a couple's wedding invite went viral and got them dragged all over the internet
A Woman Divorced Her Husband . . . For Screwing What?
We've seen some pretty petty reasons to get divorced, but this one right here is hilarious.
Women Ends Up In Hospital Trying To Move A Mattress
A woman in Colorado found herself in the hospital days before her wedding after she and her husband tried to move mattress.
A Man Pulled A Gun On A Fast Food Worker For Not Accepting Drugs As A Form Of Payment
A man in Colorado is facing up to 400 years in jail for trying to pay for his food with drugs
Man Tries To Rob Store With A Snake
This week's Simple Simon tried to rob a gas station with a five foot snake. Out of all the items to use in an armed robbery that has to be a first.
A Museum Fired an Employee for Hanging Up His Own Painting
This week's Simple Simon lost his job at a museum because he hung his own artwork in an attempt to get discovered. #simplesimon #dumb