Simple Simon

Out Of Bounds

This week's Simple Simon thought she could impersonate a 13 year old girl in basketball game and thought no one would notice

Beef Stick Beating

A woman in Florida is jail because she assaulted another woman with a Slim Jim

No Fly List

Imagine dining and dashing and ending up in handcuffs and possibly banned from flying

Closing Shots

This week's Simple Simon showed us what not to do at Taco Bell

Driving To Divorce

It is one thing to forget your phone or wallet at a gas station, but YOUR SPOUCE! That seems intentional

Hot Mic

There are certain things you should not do on the job. This deputy learned a valuable and embarrassing lesson

Sore Looser

This week's Simple Simon lost his freedom because his favorite college team lost

Shots Fired

If you are going to steal from anyone you may want to make sure it isn't the police

Sleepy & Stupid

The fact that FDA has to tell us not to do this says a lot about our society.

Can't Stop A Train

If you have to commit a felony to get out of work, maybe you should just quit

Burning With Stupidity

Getting the perfect selfie in front a scenic background can do wonders for your ig page, however a selfie should not but you in danger nor cause you to fall into an active volcano!